Happy Holiday Shopping & Gaming!
This will be our last post before the new year. It’s that time of the year when worker productivity hits it’s lowest point, (except for March Madness). Bosses are usually gone by this week to some ski vacation in their 15th home in Aspen and they’ll find something to complain to you about their trip after they return (I hear family time can do that to ya).
However, worker mice have piled up important looking papers on their desks and opened smokescreen docs on their computers in their best attempts to imitate hard work, while secretly they are browsing the web to learn how to brew their own eggnog, upping their game-playing or book-reading breaks to 60% of their day from 20%, tripling bathroom break frequency and length and stopping at every desk to chat along the way, desperately applying for other jobs, drinking at least two at every lunch and sometimes not coming back, quintupling their snacky and sweety intake, and our personal fav, embarrassing yourself at company office parties (”I never knew he/she rolled like that”).
